So, I was asking all of the campaign guys about the things that I will have to do as vice-president and they told me that at some point I will have to debate this Joe Biden guy on national TV. I almost threw up when they told me that, but I calmed my self down and decided to find out some more about him so that I can totally win this debate (for those of you who are new to my web blog- I would like you to know that I am totally competative- as in I was the CAPTAIN of my state championship winning girls basketball team in high school- GO WARRIORS!!).
Well, I found the best thing out and I am so excited I could pee. It turns out that Joe Biden ran for president a long time ago, like 1983 or something, and had to leave the race when they discovered that he was a plagerist! Can you believe that!!!!!!! I cant wait to use that as a come back when we debate in a couple of months. I can totally see it now-
Joe Biden- blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah taxes Pakistan blah blah blah blah blah blah blah stem-cells apropriations blah blah blah blah blah
Me- Sorry Mr. Biden, but I wasn't listening. I don't listen to people who used to have TWO WIVES!
I can totally see his face now! Hes going to look all red and stuff when he relizes that I totally busted him in front of everyone. It is gonna be awesome! Stay tuned.
I bet he'll be speechless---a first for Biden.
Posted by: JoshA | August 30, 2008 at 10:51 PM
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Posted by: DC | August 31, 2008 at 12:34 AM
Please visit a new SARAH PALIN fan and supporter website at:
http://www.sarahpalin.me
It has a bio,photos,contact information and free Sarah Palin computer wallpaper.
Posted by: DC | August 31, 2008 at 12:34 AM
Is there some link between plagiarism and bigamy in US English?
Posted by: Rob | August 31, 2008 at 12:35 AM
Sarah,
As promised, here is my video tribute to you...
Posted by: BillyBob | August 31, 2008 at 01:52 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrvNBnTw4og
Posted by: BillyBob | August 31, 2008 at 01:53 AM
"Me- Sorry Mr. Biden, but I wasn't listening. I don't listen to people who used to have TWO WIVES!"
Had you done your homework, you would have learned that Senator Biden's first wife died in a car accident along with his infant daughter. This comment of yours is tasteless, despicable and offensive. You are an arrogant and mean-spirited person who is unworthy of the public's trust.
Posted by: swampcracker | August 31, 2008 at 09:32 AM
Hmmm. Seem some are under the impression you are real. The vapidity and total cluelessness are hers, the brilliant satire belongs to you. Kudos.
Posted by: Xero | September 01, 2008 at 10:49 AM
OMG OMG u should just laugh this dinosaur off! I mean, how old is Biden anyways? like, 65 years old? OMG that's so freaking old! Who ever wants to listen to an old guy like that? I hope you can stand staying awake sitting for hours beside such an old guy! ROFLMAO!!!11!!
Posted by: Wark | September 01, 2008 at 10:57 AM
"Is there some link between plagiarism and bigamy in US English?"
Posted by: Rob | August 31, 2008 at 12:35 AM
- @ Rob -
I believe the joke was meant to imply that "Sarah Palin" had confused plagiarism with polygamy.
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"Me- Sorry Mr. Biden, but I wasn't listening. I don't listen to people who used to have TWO WIVES!"
Had you done your homework, you would have learned that Senator Biden's first wife died in a car accident along with his infant daughter. ...
- @ swampcracker -
I think this joke was just an unfortunate oversight on "Sarah Palin's" part about Joe Biden's tragic marital past that hit too close to home and reality.
Posted by: VT ConQuest | September 01, 2008 at 11:07 AM
"Is there some link between plagiarism and bigamy in US English?"
Posted by: Rob | August 31, 2008 at 12:35 AM
- @ Rob -
I believe the joke was meant to imply that "Sarah Palin" had confused plagiarism with polygamy.
___________________________________________________________________________________________
"Me- Sorry Mr. Biden, but I wasn't listening. I don't listen to people who used to have TWO WIVES!"
Had you done your homework, you would have learned that Senator Biden's first wife died in a car accident along with his infant daughter. ...
- @ swampcracker -
I think this joke was just an unfortunate oversight on "Sarah Palin's" part about Joe Biden's tragic marital past that hit too close to home and reality.
Posted by: VT ConQuest | September 01, 2008 at 11:08 AM
Sarah you shouldn't be too hard on Joe Biden. Everyone in Delaware has two wives. I think it has something to do with the old days when Delaware belonged to Sweden.
Posted by: Johnny Pez | September 01, 2008 at 03:11 PM
Sarah, I know you are already preparing to have the fight of your life against the Democrat candidates. To help you prepare I hope you are reading what http://RushLimbaugh.com is saying. In reading about your life story, you are an immensely incredible woman. My hope is you take DC by storm.
God Bless
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Posted by: estetik | May 27, 2009 at 03:32 AM
Sarah, your such a pretty lady just like your mom. I guess your tougher than you think you are. What's important is you have your family and your baby.
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