So, I was asking all of the campaign guys about the things that I will have to do as vice-president and they told me that at some point I will have to debate this Joe Biden guy on national TV. I almost threw up when they told me that, but I calmed my self down and decided to find out some more about him so that I can totally win this debate (for those of you who are new to my web blog- I would like you to know that I am totally competative- as in I was the CAPTAIN of my state championship winning girls basketball team in high school- GO WARRIORS!!).
Well, I found the best thing out and I am so excited I could pee. It turns out that Joe Biden ran for president a long time ago, like 1983 or something, and had to leave the race when they discovered that he was a plagerist! Can you believe that!!!!!!! I cant wait to use that as a come back when we debate in a couple of months. I can totally see it now-
Joe Biden- blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah taxes Pakistan blah blah blah blah blah blah blah stem-cells apropriations blah blah blah blah blah
Me- Sorry Mr. Biden, but I wasn't listening. I don't listen to people who used to have TWO WIVES!
I can totally see his face now! Hes going to look all red and stuff when he relizes that I totally busted him in front of everyone. It is gonna be awesome! Stay tuned.