Awesome news for the day!

So, I was asking all of the campaign guys about the things that I will have to do as vice-president and they told me that at some point I will have to debate this Joe Biden guy on national TV.  I almost threw up when they told me that, but I calmed my self down and decided to find out some more about him so that I can totally win this debate (for those of you who are new to my web blog- I would like you to know that I am totally competative- as in I was the CAPTAIN of my state championship winning girls basketball team in high school- GO WARRIORS!!). 

Well, I found the best thing out and I am so excited I could pee.  It turns out that Joe Biden ran for president a long time ago, like 1983 or something, and had to leave the race when they discovered that he was a plagerist!  Can you believe that!!!!!!!  I cant wait to use that as a come back when we debate in a couple of months.  I can totally see it now-

Joe Biden- blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah taxes Pakistan blah blah blah blah blah blah blah stem-cells apropriations blah blah blah blah blah

Me- Sorry Mr. Biden, but I wasn't listening.  I don't listen to people who used to have TWO WIVES!

I can totally see his face now!  Hes going to look all red and stuff when he relizes that I totally busted him in front of everyone.  It is gonna be awesome!  Stay tuned. 

Comments

[JoshA]

I bet he'll be speechless---a first for Biden.

[DC]

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http://www.sarahpalin.me

It has a bio,photos,contact information and free Sarah Palin computer wallpaper.

[DC]

Please visit a new SARAH PALIN fan and supporter website at:

http://www.sarahpalin.me

It has a bio,photos,contact information and free Sarah Palin computer wallpaper.

[Rob]

Is there some link between plagiarism and bigamy in US English?

[BillyBob]

Sarah,

As promised, here is my video tribute to you...

[BillyBob]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrvNBnTw4og

[swampcracker]

"Me- Sorry Mr. Biden, but I wasn't listening. I don't listen to people who used to have TWO WIVES!"

Had you done your homework, you would have learned that Senator Biden's first wife died in a car accident along with his infant daughter. This comment of yours is tasteless, despicable and offensive. You are an arrogant and mean-spirited person who is unworthy of the public's trust.

[Xero]

Hmmm. Seem some are under the impression you are real. The vapidity and total cluelessness are hers, the brilliant satire belongs to you. Kudos.

[Wark]

OMG OMG u should just laugh this dinosaur off! I mean, how old is Biden anyways? like, 65 years old? OMG that's so freaking old! Who ever wants to listen to an old guy like that? I hope you can stand staying awake sitting for hours beside such an old guy! ROFLMAO!!!11!!

[VT ConQuest]

"Is there some link between plagiarism and bigamy in US English?"

Posted by: Rob | August 31, 2008 at 12:35 AM

- @ Rob -

I believe the joke was meant to imply that "Sarah Palin" had confused plagiarism with polygamy.

___________________________________________________________________________________________

"Me- Sorry Mr. Biden, but I wasn't listening. I don't listen to people who used to have TWO WIVES!"

Had you done your homework, you would have learned that Senator Biden's first wife died in a car accident along with his infant daughter. ...

- @ swampcracker -

I think this joke was just an unfortunate oversight on "Sarah Palin's" part about Joe Biden's tragic marital past that hit too close to home and reality.

[VT ConQuest]

"Is there some link between plagiarism and bigamy in US English?"

Posted by: Rob | August 31, 2008 at 12:35 AM

- @ Rob -

I believe the joke was meant to imply that "Sarah Palin" had confused plagiarism with polygamy.

___________________________________________________________________________________________

"Me- Sorry Mr. Biden, but I wasn't listening. I don't listen to people who used to have TWO WIVES!"

Had you done your homework, you would have learned that Senator Biden's first wife died in a car accident along with his infant daughter. ...

- @ swampcracker -

I think this joke was just an unfortunate oversight on "Sarah Palin's" part about Joe Biden's tragic marital past that hit too close to home and reality.

[Johnny Pez]

Sarah you shouldn't be too hard on Joe Biden. Everyone in Delaware has two wives. I think it has something to do with the old days when Delaware belonged to Sweden.

[Fidel Guajardo]

Sarah, I know you are already preparing to have the fight of your life against the Democrat candidates. To help you prepare I hope you are reading what http://RushLimbaugh.com is saying. In reading about your life story, you are an immensely incredible woman. My hope is you take DC by storm.

God Bless

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