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Guest Blogger: Bristol Palin

i am so completely embarassed. thank god we have a long weekend because no way can i show my face in school tomorrow. turns out people have been talking shit about me on the internet. hey internet people: NEWS FLASH! just because i live in alaska doesn't mean i don't know how to use yahoo, and if you say shit about me i can totally track it down, okay????

anyways after mom got picked for VP i searched for my name and at first it was awesome because i found this group marry me bristol palin. that is so sweet guys!!!! xoxoxo.  ;-)

but then i found all these pages saying that trig is really my baby and my mom was covering for me by pretending he was hers. DUH people, you can tell this isn't true because obv if i had a baby i would not name him TRIG. omg what a lame name. i would name him ROCKY after my absolute favorite drummer, rocky gray from evanescence. GOD, get a life, internet people. go play WarsCrafts or whatever instead of talking shit about hot girls and thinking you are so cool just because you have a stupid BLOG.

Comments

[FeministsForLife4Life]

OMG Bristol, I know! I saw all those crazy stories and I was like No Way, that's just not even believable, everyone knows the real story is that your mom's water broke at a convention in Texas but instead of going to a hospital or something she gave a speech. That would be totally gross standing up in front of people with all that baby water leaking but your mom had it under control! Then after the speech instead of going to a hospital she got on a plane and flew to Seattle. Wow! If she had gone into labor with a preemie down-syndrome baby on a plane it might have died, your mom has BALLS! If the cabin pressure had dropped it would've died for sure since her water was already broke, your mom has BIG ALASKA BALLS!
Then instead of going to a hospital or something in Seattle she gets on another flight to Anchorage! And then instead of going to a nice hospital in Anchorage she gets in a car and goes 45 minutes to some backwoods mountain-man hospital near Wasilla! Then she's like "OK doctors, NOW I'm gonna have a baby". She's already had like a million babies so she knows all about how to make sure it doesn't come out while she's on a plane or giving a speech. Does your mom do a lot of Kegels?

That is WAY more believable than all those crazy "Bristol was pregs and was taken out of school for 5 months so nobody would know and you can totally see her baby bump in pictures" stories. I mean, you just got a little fat, right? South Beach Diet, girl!

[Lee]

HOW MANY OF OBAMA'S CONSTITUENTS ARE SINGLE MOMS?
You know the Obama speeches about how fathers
need to be responsible and not abandon their
children's mothers. What hypocracy for Obama's
attack dogs to now smear Palin's family for their
daughters pregnancy.DAILY KOS ARE SCUM BAGS !!!
All you small minded people who are crucifying Governor Palin over the question of her fifth child, are just fueling a vicious smear campaign. Besides, if you want to exhibit your holier-than-thou attitude ... why don't you get even more angry at Obama, Michelle, and their children, for spending 20 years in an anti-American racist church, as well as associations with Farrakhan, Wright, Ayers, Rezko, etc.. These facts are much more relevant to the next administration, than the possibility of a loving mother taking the heat to protect her child and grandchild.

[Xero]

Lee:

Noone gives a shit about the pregnancy. Really. Its the overwhelming hypocrisy of it all. Palin is a person who advocates NO SEX ED and ABSTINENCE ONLY EDUCATION. If she can't make her fundie views work in her own home, what right does she have to force them on the general population?

Also, this had ZERO to do with the O camp. He said "back off" and rightfully so.

AS to the "anti-american racist church" and all the other, been there, discredited that tripe.. How about Sarah Palin's involvement in the AIP (an organization that want to remove itself from the Union and, as their website states "..have no use for America"). That's American, not.

Grow up. The rightwingnuttery has been slinging mud for 20 years to get elected at any cost. A little comes back to them and they cry foul.

Again, the HYPOCRISY is just astounding.

[M. Moore]

Wow! nevermind the pregnancy..I wonder how your newly found "religious right" buddies would react to the kind of language being used here? Talk about giving Christians a bad name!!!! This is why the world is going to hell a handbasket--so called Christians talking the talk of morality, but utterly failing to lead by example.

[Anon E. Mouse]

You people are fucking retarded. This is what happens when you don't support sex education, you backward-thinking Puritans.

[Sarah Palin Pics]

The F*uck with Palin.

[Noah Smith]

you:super pissed

me:OMFG!!!ANGRY PALIN NO ES BUENO!!

[Nina Chung]

U SUCK!! U SON OF A B*TCH U A$$ HOLE! U F*CK!! OMG! GO TO YOUTUBE AND SEARCH SARAH PALIN MUSIC VIDEO!! SHANE DAWSON ROCKS!! STOP KILLING ANIMALS!! BY THE WAY U SUCK!! SPARE THEIR LIVES!! :(!!!! COMMIT SUESIDE U LEZBIAN!!!