bristol + levi 4-ever

Guest Blogger: Bristol Palin

hey it's me bristol! so me and levi went on a date the other night to jc Penney and we picked out some stuff for our wedding registry!!! mom and dad are taking care of a lot of the basics (a house, food, clothes, child care, etc) but these are just a few extras that will help us start our life together as MARRIED FOREVER!!! wow i get so excited just thinking about walking down the aisle together, celebrating our 18th birthdays together and everything else that comes next.

so if you feel like getting something, that would be awesome but no pressure. oh and also one of my friends (hi bree!) told me that when her sister got pregnant and married they did a "honeymoon register" and people could help pay for their honeymoon to southern canada. well levi and i probably aren't going on a honeymoon because of school and stuff BUT i had the great idea that maybe i could make a prom registry!! prom can be soooo expensive with corsages, limos, hotel ;-) and even a little bit of $$$ would totally help. anyway i am going to talk to mr. mccain's internet workers about it. they were soooo awesome about helping to delete levi's myspace and all those photos of me and mom from the past couple months i bet they would for sure help.

Comments

[Marie]

That registry is a work of art.

[thethingatthebackoftheroom]

Yes, and again, this site is a JOKE. It is intended for satirical purposes. Read the damn sidebar, if you haven't already figured out the site is A JOKE by actually READING IT. Sheesh!!!!

[Fidel Guajardo]

Just a few months ago Barack Obama made the cover of Fast Company with the headline "The Brand Called Obama". In short the article talks about how hip Obama is with the youth of today and how his campaign is using the internet to get the message across to young people. Obama and his campaign have no idea about what is coming.

Get Set Go! The race has to started to see who can best connect with the youth of today. The Dark Side may have gotten a lead but this is no match for our youth of today!!! Go Bristol Go!!!! Go Jamie Spears Go!!!!

Sorry Obama, you will soon be history compared to what these girls can do!!!!!!!

[Kate Dickman]

I'm in love with this site and even more in love with the angered half-witted commenters that STILL believe this blog is real!

The wedding registry is hilarious.

I love you author... you are AMAZING. hahaha

[Mike]

I love the fake McCain/Palin web site also - hilarious! Keep it up.

[Mark Dewd]

You godless liberels are TOO STUPID! THis site is NOT fake! YOU are fake!

(I'm so sick of all of you liberels with your fancy hair and your books and your knowlege and stuff. You will all go to hell for loving homos. And I for one will LAUGH as you suffer at the loving hands of God.)

Go Sarah! Go Jesus! Go God! Go USA!

[Neil the Ethical Werewolf]

Best of luck to you and Levi! I hope you have a long happy celebrity career after this campaign is done.

[Graham]

God this site is so funny. Thank you author, thank you. The gift registry had me laughing so hard. It's absolutely inspired. Please keep writing!

[Janet]

omg - the registry is inspired! Now I need some camo-wipes to clean the diet coke off my monitor.

[Janet]

omg - the registry is inspired! Now I need some camo-wipes to clean the diet coke off my monitor.

[e*c]

mike, what site is that?

[Mike]

Click the McCain/Palin logo at the upper right of this page - also hilarious.

[Dan]

I WAS WAITING TO HEAR THAT THEY WERE GOING TO AT LEAST OFFER US A TAX BREAK THE WAY THE DEMOCRATS HAVE OFFERED, BUT AS FAR AS I CAN TELL, I GET NO BREAKS WITH MCCAIN IN OFFICE. I NEED THE TAX BREAKS LIKE THE RICH GUYS HAVE BEEN GETTING, THATS PART OF THE WAY THEY STAY RICH. SHE LOST MY VOTE.

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[mjit]

Congratulations - maybe I can find some used-tupperware to send you. BUT...

...if God forbid, the guy with dementia gets in, Palin will gun him down, skin him and mount his head on the wall of the oval office. She will do exactly what she's told.

[mjit]

Also...Reese Witherspoon did a great job playing your mom in "Election."

[P.J.]

I just snorked my iced tea all OVER my keyboard. This site is AWESOME!!!!

[randy clark]

Wow I really like the camo baby bag and the deviled egg plate. But I can't eat deviled eggs cause of the devil part.

[randy clark]

Also a meat grinder is not a sex toy, right?

[Fearless Floyd]

Mike's link isn't funny at all. In fact, it made my cat puke.

[gonzo]

Hi Briss!!! I heard the rumors that your mom wanted you to get married first, then release the info that you were pregos. But you stood up to her! You go girl!!! I know you're holding out for that big wedding on the white house lawn. Did you call MTV so they can cover the wedding? Kinda like sweet 16? OMG you should totally like do a reality newlywed show just like Jessica Simpson.

[Mayer]

I think being 17 years old and pregnant aint no big deal. She will basically be giving birth at 18. 18!!!! thats legal and normal and especially coming from a hick town thats probably considered to be old. I say go girl, you do whats normal and not wait till 25 rs old to have kids. www.bristolpalin.com I bet you whoever took taht site or bristolpalin.com must be making off like a banchee

[Mayer]

oh and by the way if people would just get their head away from looking at 17 year olds and b/c look at the most searched wordds in connection to her name....bristolpalin pics. What a sick country we live in http://www.bristolpalin.com

[graves]

Bristol, is it true that you're faking your pregnancy?

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1007574/bristol_palin_faking_pregnancy_for.html?cat=60

[Ed Johnson]

underage, and pregnant..... why is the father not in jail... last time I heard it was against the law....

[Ed Johnson]

underage, and pregnant..... why is the father not in jail... last time I heard it was against the law....