I guess a lot of people are surprised about this business at the Interior Department. I'm not sure why, if anyone had bothered to ask me I could have told them Interior girls are TOTAL SLUTS. You know when Jordan Sparks said not everyone wants to be a slut at the VMAs? Well she was not talking about this department. (BTW I think it's totally courageous what Jordan said, and especially to do it on MTV!)
The world of resource extraction is actually pretty small and everyone knows everyone else's business. And every year at the Energy Expo it's the same thing: after the awards are all handed out the Interior people hang around late, cracking jokes with the Oil & Gas boys and deciding where they're going to go to make trouble. I used to try to convince them to go with me to the midnight movie or cosmic bowling, but they always just want to drive out to the quarry and smoke "J's" and listen to rap music (one time I tried going with them but all it did was make me sick, I'm STILL regretting it whenever I'm interviewed). At this point I've given up trying, they can do what they want.
I wish they would think about how their behavior reflects on President Bush and especially on Laura, though. I think they've done the best they could with the department, but those girls are just out of control. And I know some people will want to point the finger the OG boys, but if you actually talk to them you know that they're really good guys. With all the makeup and slutty pantsuits that those girls wear I don't think you can really blame them.
Anyway I hate to say I told you so, but anyone with half a brain could see this coming a mile away. The wages of sin!