Guest Blogger: Todd Palin
Sarah, hunny, I tried to call you earlier because I had this totally totally awesome idea (like Leonard Skinner cool!) and I wanted to run it by you but I guess you were probably out on the champagne trail and so I thought I'd post it here and maybe you can read it when you get back on the Cake Walk Express.
So about that idea. I've been looking at all the tshirts and posters you and Mr. McCain have had printed up and frankly they are pretty weak. And no offense to Mr. McCain, but some shirts with pictures of younger guys might sell better with the ladies. So I had an idea about this. I figured what with me being a champion snowmobiler and also a pretty fair moose gunner, why not (ok here's the idea) make a shirt with a picture of me doing both at the same time! (Get it? That's why I titled the post what I titled it.) I can just imagine how fierce I would look steering my machine with one hand and firing off my rifle with the other, and I thought you'd think it was pretty hot too. So that's all. I bet it would sell a ton of shirts, tho.
Speaking of snow mobiles I should probably talk about this because I've been getting a lot of emails. Yes, OF COURSE I know that they are called snow machines, not snowmobiles. Do you seriously think a multi-time Iron Dog winner would not know that?
Here's the thing that people don't realize, in some of the 48 conspicuous states they call 'snow machines' 'snow mobiles' and the things they call 'snow machines' ACTUALLY MAKE SNOW (or a thing that acts like snow, since real snow is made by God.) I know, its ridiculous. But I figure this blog is about reaching out to people so if folks from Outside want to call them snowmobiles it wouldnt be polite for me to expose their ignorance. Thats not how you win votes.
Alright, I guess I'll see you later (fingers crossed!!) Love you, baby.