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Guest Blogger: Levi Johnston

Wassup people.  I know its been a while--Mrs. P has been changing the pwd here, which is pretty lame if u ask me. Ive been wanting to write more here, specially since I hear it's getting mad traffic from google.  I figure you guys would like to know what it's like on the campaign trizail.  Also this whole experience has been making me get a lot more serious about my music.  Im gonna need a career to support Briss, right?  Also, yknow, the baby.  You might think itd be hard to do, like with flying around the country & s***, but I actually got the idea from a super-old copy of Spin on the plane where this band the Postal Service recorded a album by sending tracks + vocals back & forth--pretty cool (altho when I got the the album off rhapsody it turned out to be totally gay).

So my buddy Andy lays down his beats and sends em to me, then I record my flow over it (Audacity, son!). Its pretty tight, cept sending biga** files over yahoo messenger always ALWAYS gets f***ed up. Anyway I hope I can post some of the tracks here soon. Id do it now but Mrs. P says I gotta record clean versions.

Right, so the reason for this, Mrs. P said I could put up a photo of the tattoo I got and what it means to me.

This is actually just the start.  Eventually I want, like, this huge sleeve--I had it sketched out but I lost it, Im working on doing it over now but need to wait till Im back in W-town, cuz my boy Carl draws a awesome Ryu.  Short version--Ryu and Jesus are down by my wrist firing a hadoken at this sweet-a** dragon & his flames run onto my back and THEN turn into shadow demon wings like that guy from The Darkness (the game, not those british p***ies). Eventually I might connect it up with the other arm, Im not sure yet. But so far all Ive got is A) the chinese symbol for "POWER" between my shoulders (I forgot mention that before) and B) what was supposed to be the dragon but looks more like a dinosaur cause I was a dumba** and went tubing the day after I got it. Oh, & C, the ring with Briss's name. I'm not too worried about the dragon tho--thats the great thing about a tattoo, you can always get more ink to turn a old one into something else ;-)

Comments

[Wellwisher]

Question: What is the difference between Sarah Palin and George W. Bush?
Answer: Lipstick.

[NoSarahPalin]

Not sure what to get you for the big day...a camo diaper bag? Maybe the meat grinder so your little one can have quality moose baby food from the beginning. The little camo pants are adorable, but do you know if you're having a boy or a girl yet...cuz I think they make them in pink too.

I am so happy for you two, eerrrr, I mean three.

How are you holding up anyway?

Pay not attention to the naysayers and the bloggers out there, especially ones who have blogs like this one. They're just jealous!

http://nosarahpalin.blogspot.com

[NoSarahPalin]

Not sure what to get you for the big day...a camo diaper bag? Maybe the meat grinder so your little one can have quality moose baby food from the beginning. The little camo pants are adorable, but do you know if you're having a boy or a girl yet...cuz I think they make them in pink too.

I am so happy for you two, eerrrr, I mean three.

How are you holding up anyway?

Pay not attention to the naysayers and the bloggers out there, especially ones who have blogs like this one. They're just jealous!

http://nosarahpalin.blogspot.com

[NoSarahPalin]

Not sure what to get you for the big day...a camo diaper bag? Maybe the meat grinder so your little one can have quality moose baby food from the beginning. The little camo pants are adorable, but do you know if you're having a boy or a girl yet...cuz I think they make them in pink too.

I am so happy for you two, eerrrr, I mean three.

How are you holding up anyway?

Pay not attention to the naysayers and the bloggers out there, especially ones who have blogs like this one. They're just jealous!

http://nosarahpalin.blogspot.com

[ann]

Dear Levi,

It's so nice to see you here! I saw you and Bristol at the convention (on tv i mean) and I thought you two made the loveliest most beautiful couple!! You both looked like Romeo and Julliet or something. Honestly, have you thought about acting (in the movies, etc.)? Because you sure have the looks! Anyway, good luck with the music thing.

xoxo ann

[Brent]

WOW!! This is too awesome! I never thought I'd be able to send a message to the great Levi, man of the moment!! Hey, if I were you, I wouldn't hurry too much in getting all tattooed all over, if ya know what I mean. One of my buddies got alot of tattoes on his back this summer, and he's really rigretting it already. And he's on the swim team so that makes it worse. Actually i think the coach is mad at him. whatever. anyway just my twoe cents. Have fun on the campaing.

[Hunter]

Hi Levi. Do you happen to know if Willow (bristol's sister) has a boyfriend? IMOP, she's the real babe in the family!! OMG she's a beauty.
Get back to us on this!

[bell]

Aaaaaah. Holding hands, that's SO sweet!! :D

[Adam]

Take your sperm back! Take your sperm back!

[Obama Supporter 4 a Better America]

If I were you I would not be forced into marrying before you are out of school! I'm not saying you should not marry her I am saying you are both to young to jump into a marriage you are not ready for. Marriages end to often in this country because of poor planning. It will not make you a better parent because you are married. As long as you stand by her side and love her as you always have (if you have) then marriage will soon follow and you will enjoy it more! Good luck with your music man.
I have to say that even though you mother in law to be is not my choice for VP I do think she is a pretty cool person just from her blog here. I think you are lucky she didn't take you on a one way hunting trip lol... she sounds like a pretty supportive if not very controlling mother.

[Doris]

Levi, I'm sure you'll encounter lots of opinions like the one just above mine (about not marrying too early). I will have to disagree. I think it's wonderful if you have truly found someone you love. And if you love her, trust your heart, trust in yourself--that you can make her happy, and that you will be happy and have a blessed life.

You might not have a "financial advantage" in comparison to some of your peers who will marry much later, but there are so many things in life that are much more meaningful and valuable. Of all things, "love" is the most precious gift of all, and many people go through life without finding it. So, know how lucky you are. And don't let anyone worry you into leading a conventional life.

[Don't put all your shotgun cartridges in one moose.]

Hey Levi,

I hope you did not put "Bristol Forever" all the way around. Just because I'm reminded by another dude who now has "wino forever" as a correction.

So in case you need a quick change, I have provided you with a few options.

1. Billy Bob Forever
2. Barak Forever
3. Breeding Forever
4. Beer Forever

Just a quick question: Where did Bristol get hers??

[Beliver!]

I noticed Sarah is sporting new ink too.

Now I can't put my finger on it, but I know I've seen this tattoo before.

L.O.V.E. and H.A.T.E.

She is such a Mavrick!!

[Mollster]

I am so proud of both of you for doing the right thing. Remember that the power of God is with you both.

I hope that you decide to get a real ring. I'm a little old-fashioned that way I guess.

My kitty says "good luck" too.

[ddjango]

Hey, NoPalin! We got it the first time. Chill, dood!

[the_mad_nader]

Hey Levi, you should write a song that your future Mom-in-law can use as her official campain song, because, you know, that chick from Heart got kinda mad that Sarah had used the song "Barracuda" without permission. That's totally not fair, does Heart OWN barracudas? It's a fish, nobody owns fish except GOD, and GOD would be totally down with Sarah using a song about his fish in her campaign.

You know Levi, I've heard people saying lots of really bad things about you, and I'm here to say you should ignore all of it. I mean, people have been saying you're just like Britney Spearses husband (I'm not gonna say ex-husband, because I think that both GOD and me want to see them get back together for the sake of their kids), but you know what? He's a pretty cool guy and a really good Dad, so that's really like a compliment. If everyone was like Britney's husband then, well, I don't know things would be really good AND I bet that Sarah and McCain would be President.

One thing I heard that did bother me a bit though is that someone said Levi is a Jewish name. Is that true? Not that there's anything WRONG with being a Jewish, but I just thought that Bristol would have picked, you know, someone who'd be allowed into the Kingdom of Heaven to be the daddy of her baby.

If you are true Christian, please let us know so we can breathe a little easier about the future of Bristol and her "child,-not-a-choice". And if you are Jewish, then shalom (is that what your people say?), and don't worry about the music career, I'm sure you'll make plenty of money as a lawyer, or accountant, to support your family!

[ivan]

SEPTEMBER 3, 2008
Levi Johnston’s Convention Diary
Exclusive Blog from the Presumptive Vice Son-in-Law

Dear Dude,
There is some seriously WEIRD FUCKIN SHIT goin on up in here!!!
So I get off the plane in Minnesota and the first thing I know some creepy old dude who smells like my grandma is gettin up in my grille. I am totally goin to give him a righteous beat-down and then I see it's that John McCain dude from TV who's always approvin his fuckin message.
So I give him this look like, "Don't get in my face or I will SERIOUSLY fuck you up," and dude looks back at me like, "I've ate Viet Cong bigger than you for breakfast." So I like totally back off. Dude, if I'm gonna get fucked up no way am I gonna get fucked up by someone older than Larry King.
Things go from weird to fuckin WEIRD AS ALL SHIT as I get like the totally evil eye from Bristol's old man Todd who looks like he wants to shove an oil pipeline up my fuckin ass. Shit, I said I'd marry her, what the fuck is wrong with you, dude??? Back off or I'll fuck you up.
So I TOTALLY try to stay out of the way of Bristol's mom, who looks like she's gonna go medieval on my ass, like do me way worse than that trooper she got canned. For a minute I feel like I am TOTALLY GOING TO SHIT MYSELF, but than I think of thoughts to calm me down, like that time in middle school when I fucked that guy up who tried to fuck with me.
Dude, the one thing I don't like understand at all is why Bristol's mom even WANTS to be fuckin vice-president and all. Right now, being Governor of Alaska and shit, she could totally invade Russia if she wanted to. It's that fuckin close.
With all this crazy shit going on I didn't even like get a chance to talk to Bristol. I wanted to ask her how her summer was, shit like that, but every time I opened my mouth that McCain dude gave me another look like, "You say word one and I will rearrange your fuckin face you fuckin piece of hockey shit." So I don't say a fuckin thing.
Gotta go now. One thing's for sure, dude - when this week is over I am totally getting wasted!!!!!
Peace out,
L to the J

[MIKE LAKE WORTH FLORIDA]

Hey Levi, ever here of a condom? And, whats with the blogger, I'm so happy your doing the right thing. The right thing is to not get pregnant to begin with. And nice tatoo. Do your friends think you are as stupid as I do? My dog says your a moron. Personally I think thats an insult to moron's. Romeo and Julliet? Are you frigging kidding me!!!!! Dude, grow a pair.

[jp@jp.com]

Palin is one dumb fucking cunt and her daughter's such a whore.

[manic mommy]

Dude, there's some horrible stuff on here.

[aa]

She was a mayor of a town of 6,000 and has less than two years exp. as a governor. This is embarrassing to politicians running for VP and president as it takes years of serving and serving a city larger than 6,000 to be prepared to take on such a crucially influential and executive office. She lives on one of the most isolated states in the US and has no foreign policy experience. During a war on foreign soil, the American people would be foolish to vote for someone with no foreign policy exp.

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[Joe Biden]

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