Well the news is out now, and oh my I'm so gosh darned proud and excited. Yes, Bristol's having a baby!!!1!! What a wonderful day for our family. I get to be a grandma! And even better, I don't have to wait until I'm as old as Mister McCain to play with the little scamp.
Now I know people might be doing some tut-tutting about Bristol being only 17 and not married yet, but all I have to say to that is why do you have to be such negative nancies?! She's got her loving family to help out (note to self: check up on daycare options at vice presidence house), and PLUS doesn't everyone say it's best to get get started early? I mean just THINK about it! If I had FIVE kids after starting at age 25, who KNOWS how many she'll have with an 8 year head start on me! I'm giddy just thinking about it!
And don't you worry about that boy she's with, we made sure that he knows what's expected of him, so not only do we have a baby to announce, but a WEDDING too!! We were a little worried at first, I'll admit, when the young man didn't seem to have the enthusiasm we were looking for about making everything nice and legal, but after Todd took him out in the woods to go "moose hunting" last month, he came back with a whole different attitude. He'll make a fine member of the family.
p.s. I also would like to totally thank y'all ahead of time for the whole respecting our privacy thing. I know that some of the man-haters out thier will mention something about me not respecting the privacy when it comes to "whores" who want to abort there baby. That's different (duh), if you want to make the choice to get rid of the baby, then the lord jesus says that I can get all up in your lady business. If you want to keep the baby then the lord jesus says that I get to keep it my business.
p.s.s. does any of you have the phone number for Lynne Spears? I totally think we are going to be BFFs :)