Uh-oh

I'm kind of freaking out here. Mr. Mccain warned me that the campaign people would have to pretty much take over my schedule from now on, and I'm mostly okay with that as long as todd and I are home in time for Everybody Loves Raymond. But today a friend of mine sent me this article that she found on the official John Mccain and Sarah Palin website and it says right up top in big letters "Sarah Palin Will Take It To Petrotyrants."

okay, two things:

(a) Seriously, they expect me to fight a DINOSAUR!?!? Pardon the language but that is some scary sh**t. I mean I guess it will make for good tv and that's really important for winning elections but whoa. They had better let me take AT LEAST an automatic weapon, Track has a few that he "borrowed" from some of his army buddies and uses for hunting that I could prob use. Will Biden have to do this too?? Will we fight the same dinosaur or different ones? If it's the same one I hope I get to go second.

(b) I have to check with my pastor about this but I am 90% sure that dinosaurs are a lie against God. He created the Earth, then Adam and Eve, then Mary and Joseph and then Jesus. Where would the dinosaurs fit in to that time frame? Nowhere, that's where. I don't think Mr. Mccain would do anything against the Lord, so there must be some explanation. Maybe Petrotyrant is one of those flying dinosaurs and those ones are allowed under God. Those would probably be easier to kill, too.

I don't know. Maybe I am jumping to conclusions. but if I am fighting a dinosaur I want to be ready, so my plan is to check out this online encyclopedia and do some research on dinosaurs. I guess it's this new website that everyone's using, it's called Encarta. But on the other hand my sister says you can't trust ANYTHING you read online, and also Mr. Mccain starts breathing funny when I talk about the internet, so maybe I'll just go to the library.

Comments

[bgs]

Sarah dear, don't get all panicky. Weren't all the dinosaurs on Noah's ark together with the rest of God's creatures? If they could all get along on the ark which must have been really crowded, I'm sure you can have them eating out of your hand. No need for automatic weapons. Just wag your finger at them as I saw you do on the tv.

[Pats]

Umm, Sarah, had you read said story (ok, i know you are busy with convention issues, breastfeeding, and wedding plans) you would have discovered that you don't have to fight the raptors. If I were you, I would just give Trig to Bris (again) to take care of, take another of Cindi's vitamins, have one of Todd's long necks. and enjoy being a mother, moose hunter and maverick.

[Mike in Palmer]

Sarah,

I don't want to be out of line here, but I think when they said "petrotyrants" I think that's talking about the oil tyrants in the Middle East. Petro comes from petroleum, which is another word for oil.

The good thing is your courage. You don't back down from a fight, even when faced with fighting dinosaurs. But I think what they've got planned is for you to take on the Middle Eastern oil tyrants who have had us by the short hairs for way too long now. Don't you think! If anyone can solve the problems of the Middle East, it's you, for sure.

When they experince your Faith in God, they'll see that you are a TRUE woman. They respect that and will follow you're lead.

God Bless You!

[Millie]

Bgs and Pats,

Please Anser me this:
How many children can a same-sex marriage create?

My marriage over last 20 years has created 9 children - even subtracting the four special needs children - that is equal to (9-4=) 5.
Sarah Palin’s marriage has created (5-1=) 4.
And that in total is (5+4=) 9.

And what about the same sex marriage? I havent heard your answer yet? Oh, ZERO?

Use those numbers to weigh the “issues” next time “liberels”.

Millie for Palin! Go Girl Go GGG!

[Maria]

Dearest Ms. Palin,

We pray that you ascend to the high office you are seeking. It is sure to happen, for you are His chosen one. I support you and will spread the word. Do not be discouraged.
You are our only hope. We need to rid this land of infant killers and seed spillers and deniers of life. They have not read the verse and held the book. You teach them. Ban masturbation, contrception, obortion and homosex. If they ask why, show them the words of the Lord:

Then Judah said to Onan, "Lie with your brother's wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to produce offspring for your brother." 9 But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so whenever he lay with his brother's wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from producing offspring for his brother. 10 What he did was wicked in the LORD's sight; so he put him to death also.
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Genesis 38:8

[Librarian you tried to fire]

Psssst, before you make that trip, honey, you might want to make sure that's not one of the books you tried to ban, remember?

[Praying you find dinosars]

Don't trust a public libary!

Search for resources at the Focus on the Family library this Saturday. They have plenty of books writtin on creationizm sience where to dig for oil and even where babies REALIE come from.

[Hillary Clinton Army]

If it's not human you have God's permission to blow it away, even it if it's already extinct.

[Millie]

"Hillary Clinton Army" you are for once right about the Lord's words:

From Deuteronomy 12:15

"Nevertheless, you may slaughter your animals in any of your towns and eat as much of the meat as you want, as if it were gazelle or deer, according to the blessing the LORD your God gives you. Both the ceremonially unclean and the clean may eat it."

So yes, we can blow it away and actually also eat it. There is the solid proof for you.

[Wow]

Has anyone else noticed, that the bible-thumpers have an exceedingly difficult time with... oh, little things such as.... the ENGLISH language??? Maybe if they spent a little more time in school and little more money on contraceptives they wouldn't wind up with 9 children for the rest of us to support through social programs. The time calls for change, get ready for Obama in 08 - you're about see legalized same sex unions, a more liberal Supreme Court, a balanced budget -- basically the things they way they were headed before W messed up the country and the world!

[Repub and Jealous]

Sarah, Don't worry - their not talking about real dinosaurs, their talking about Senator Blowhard: Joe Biden. Yuu'll whip his ass in the debate.

~~~ McCalin/Pain 08! ~~~

[Intellegent Designer]

NO PROBLEM!

If you can't find any dinosaurs right away, just ask Grandpa G. He actually was around back then and knows where they are.

[Charles Schuler]

What was it like to "meat" John...

Alarming lack of basic skills, in many areas. Could you find Egypt on a world map? Didn't think so.

Goodbye, and have a nice life. I have been a Republican since 1962, but have no interest in overturning Roe V Wade.

I am looking for smart and experienced leadership, without dogmatic baggage.

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