« The main event!!! | Main

October 02, 2008

Comments

Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

LauralovesTerriers

TO TOM: Methinks you need Rev.Mutthee up in Wasilla, to exorcise the demons and witchcraft that is upon you..may Jesus save your angry ranting soul.

LauralovesTerriers

MIKE, regarding your post, you should really be ashamed of yourself for thinking impure thoughts about Sarah! She wasn't winking at YOU silly, she was winking at Brad Hanson! I dunno, it wasn't very nice to say that if you have a wife. Be carefull--she might see your post on Sarah's blog and say..GOTCHYA!! GOSH DARN-IT, YOU GO SLEEP IN THE IGLOO TONITE!

Calamity Palin

The folks down here in Georgia can really relate to your plain talk. It isn't at all like she is running for Vice President--it is more like she is applying to chair the local fall festival. Thanks for bringing out such pride in the uneducated men and women across the country, Sarah. You have shown that truly anyone can run for high office!

April

Tom...did you take your pills today?? You know that your doctor prescribed that you should take them faithfully at 8am everyday because right before noon you get all scatter-brained. Palin does this too, which is why most of the time she can't speak the English language or comprehend English sentences. But, look at her. She understood some things during the debate last night. By golly, I even understood her. And, that's surprising since I don't usually speak or understand 'stupid' (a.k.a. - The language that you and Ms. Pitbull speak when you don't take your happy pills.)

April

Ohhh...one more thing Tom. Have you ever thought of committing yourself. Who talks like this? Let me guess...You have a third grade education and you're mad because all the qualified educated elitists keep taking the job that you apply to because they're more qualified.

Oh..no...maybe you went lookin for moonshine and found out that you had to substitute with Boones Farm wine - the apple flavor.

Or maybe...you're really an idiot who really thinks the rest of the world is out to get your job, your money, turn you into an islamic extremist and take all your precious freedoms (which you probably can't define cause of that third grade education).

Tom...either commmitt or educate yourself. A mind is a terrible thing to waste by spewing all of your ignorance on a fake Palin website.

And...Tom, I take all this back if you really are just playing into all the satire. If that's the case, then all that I've wrote is for the ignoramous who actually thinks this way.

Toodles :)

P. Oklahoma

Sarah, I think when you wink at Ahmenidijad, he will be silly putty in your hands, just like the American people last night.
Aww shucks! "Can I call you Mamhoud?" That's what you should say to him.

LauralovesTerriers

APRIL, what did you mean by this is a "fake" Sarah Palin website? Thats so not true!! Look at the official McCain/Palin seal up top in the right column. It goes to the REAL McCain website and so does the Bristol/Levi wedding registry, which shows nice patriarctic..I mean patriotic.. gifts from JCPenney! Who are you trying to fool? Uh, I do agree with ya though about that not-so-nice man Tom..we at Sarah's blog do not want such hatefilled venomus folks on this websight. Darn, if ya can't be nice, Tom, please stay off Sarah's sight, okay? We like PERKY folks!

maria

i am not sure if you watched the right channel!

Nuno

Todd your sooooo not an elitist correctly spelling patchouli leninist (not sure what that means tho) but whatever, you're into shooting stuff so I guess I'll vote for your wife.

Nice one telling those spaniards to go screw themselves- but not our spaniards tho- those are allright.

Mac+Pal 08!

Nuno

Agreed Laura that was put up there by the liberal ivy league biased computer-savy people.

Fight the Smears against Sarah!

JAMES w. fEGER

One Sarah Palins is more valuable to this country than all the liberal liars sent out to debate her. Watching and listening to Joe Biden made me think "schizo"::: Dr. Gaffe and Mr. Biden as in Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde!

What has Obama done? I don't read the comic strips, but warn me if Joe Biden gets up to speak again, I'm want to pick up a medical journal on mental disorders.

sammy

I am a non american and had watched the debate. I am saddened how quickly the US has fallen. How is it possible that Americans can even consider this woman to be a VP of the most powerful country in the world. Please America do the right thing and do not vote for McCain and Palin. Do for yourself and for the rest of the world.

JAMES w. feGER's Mom

Jimmy.....come up from the basement, it's time for breakfast!

JAMES w. feGER's Sister

MOom! He's touching himself to that machine-gun Palin picture again! On my computer!

JAMES w. feGER's Mom

Jimmy, how many times have I told you! God will send you straight to HELL for thinking impure thoughts about our Sarah. And I don't want to have to tell you again, STOP diddling your sister!

Trixie Norton

Oh Sammy, you don't seem to understand. See, corporations now have more rights than citizens. It's what the founding fathers envisioned don'tcha know. We know we're screwed but we're hooked on cheap stuff from China. Just stop rubbing it in our faces okay?? Time to go to Wal-Mart, see ya!

Trixie Norton

OH! And Mike, I'll look for those devil red shoes your wife is looking for, I just need your credit card and social security numbers, k?

John Daley

Father-daughter talk.... http://usalostfreepress.blogspot.com/

A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of higher taxes to support more government programs, in other words redistribution of wealth. She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.


One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the need for more government programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father.


Her father responded by asking how she was doing in school.


Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really have many college friends because she spent all her time studying.


Her father listened and then asked, 'How is your friend Audrey doing?'


She replied, 'Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She's always invited to all the parties and lots of times she doesn't even show up for classes because she's too hung over.'


Her wise father asked his daughter, 'Why don't you go to the Dean's office and ask him to deduct 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA.'


The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired back, 'That's a crazy idea, how would that be fair! I've worked really hard for my grades! I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off!'


The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, 'Welcome to the Republican party.' (deja vu all over again)

If anyone has a better explanation of the difference between Republican and Democrat, I'm all ears.

LauralovesTerriers

OOOO WELCOME BACK JAMES W. FEGER!! WE ON SARAHS BLOG WERE MISSING YOU SOOOOO MUCH! Your wise sensible ramblings and acid wit were sorely missed 'round here, lemme tellya! I do feel bad, though, James, for I almost coughed up my Latte laughing so hard at those posts your meemaw and sis made!! That wasn't very nice, WHOEVER posted that...surely, it couldn't be Jame's REAL mom and sister, could it? Hmmmm....Catchya later!!

gregory

DEBATE OR NOT,ONE WEEK CRASH COURSE TO TALK STRAIGHT NONSENSE.EVEN WITH INTERVIEW WITH SEAN HANNITY...BETTER JOE DIDNT SHOW UP AND PUT A MIRROR INSTEAD BECAUSE SHE WAS WAY OUTCLASSED ON FACTS AND GENUINE PROSTERITY ,RATHER THAN THE WHITE TRAILER TRASH BULL PUT ME DOWN REST OF THE DECENT PEOPLE IN AMERICA .FOXNEWS ONLY STATION TO SHOW LACK OF PROFESSIONALISM IN THE REAL MATTERS FOR THE PEOPLE,STOP SPINNING THE FACTS AND MAYBE REPUBLICANS MAY HAVE A FIGHTING CHANCE OF NOT LOSING ALL THEIR REMAINING STATES

Pamela Rainsong

Wow. You two (McCain and Palin) are really desperate. A US senator connected to terrorism. HaHaHaHaHa… Too funny.

Golly Gee Wilikers! Wink Wink Wink! Keep riding that psychotic horse towards that burning stable. Soooo Sarah… Loved the Aerial Gunning of Wolves Video! You're the terrorist. You really are an unmoral woman.

Obama should put you in jail for slander.

How do you spell desperate? I spell it MCCAIN/PALIN


Go home and ban some more books and charge victims for their rape kits. You've got enough problems there with your extremely high crime rate. Leave the country to those who know what they're doing.

After the terroist remark and video I saw, I wouldn't vote for you two NOW if you were the only ones running.

Trixie Norton

WOW John Daley! You're soooooo smart!!!!! I mean like, you don't let any pesky facts or circumstances get in your way now do ya? It's like your way or the high road and call the kettle black (or something like that.........).

I only wish that I didn't have a 4.0 MBA from a prestigious University. Of course I did that by attending only ONE University to earn my BS and then ONE University to earn my MBA. It's not like our darling Sarah who attended at least four colleges and universities to earn her remarkable BA degree in journalism. She's so qualified to be president it's not even funny.

Anyways John, I want to have YOUR babies!!!!! I hope to someday have children who are as narrow minded and obtuse as you!

Trixie Norton

OH!!!! I forgot to ask! Are you like the John Daley who hosts the Daily Show on Comedy Central???? If so, I really, REALLY want to have your babies (even if you are Jewish).

Deborah

P.U.M.A I

While P.U.M.A. insists they'll elect us
The ticket that is the least sexist
Their favorite is ape-shit
She won't fund a rape kit
Does a vagina mean she'll respect us?

P.U.M.A. II

The media's been far too blunt
Conducting their sexist which-hunt
So I'll vote against Hope
For that doddering old dope
Who called his own wife a trollop.

Trixie Norton

What a great rap Deborah!!!!!!!! Wow, you're really, really talented!

I'm a PUMA too!! Hillary or nothing, well, the vagina vote anyway. I'll vote for anything with a vagina because we don't know anything about the issues or those silly policy points.

Pow-pa-pa-pow-wow

The comments to this entry are closed.

badge

  • McCain/Palin!

email

Blog powered by Typepad

registry

  • Bristol and Levi's Wedding Registry

disclaimer

  • This site is a work of satire and is not affiliated with Sarah Palin in any way.