It's the big day!!! We've been practicing pretty much nonstop over the past week, I haven't hardly had time to breath much less blog. I am pretty excited for tonight, and I bet you are too. But I hope you will keep a few things in mind.
1. First and four most, look at who the moderator is: GWEN AWFUL! Okay actually her name is Eiffel, but you'll see why I gave her that nickname in a second. It turns out that she is writing a book and it's about OBAMA. So we know she is going to be bias tonight. It's pretty much like reverse racism, although not exactly (Obama and Eiffel are both black).
2. Remember that what you see tonight is not the "final product"! Even after this debate there is almost a month until the election, and then almost two more before John and I are sworn in! Think about how far I have come in just one month, I should be 3x as good by inauguration! So if you hear one of my answers and find yourself thinking "hmm, that answer was just okay" try to imagine if it was THREE TIMES BETTER, because it will be.
3. Is Joe Biden going to be sexist? I can't say for sure yet but if he is it will be unfair.
4. To be honest I have not been feeling well today, I am going to buy some headache powder and see how things go but I may not be 100%.
So just keep all this in mind, but overall I am really feeling good about the debate (Todd says he is "stoked", he might try to live blog it again like with my speech). Ask any of my old debate opponents, they will tell you I have a few tricks up my sleeve! And also even though the moderator is Gwen Awful, I think there will probably be fewer impossible "gotcha" like asking me to name newspapers or old Supreme Court cases. The American People wouldn't stand for it.