Guest blogger: Todd Palin
WOO! YEAH! Frickin YEAH! We did it, Sarah bear! Man, YOU did it! God, this is so awesome!
Man I love you so much. I mean I knew when we got married that I had scored a smoking hotty, but how could I know that you'd turn out to be vice president??? I definitely tried to be supportive when you ran for city council but to be honest I didn't think it was going anywhere. Then the next thing I know we're living in the big city and I'm shaking hands with Captain Sig from Deadliest Catch! I mean jeez!! And now vice president!
I gotta admit it, I didn't really think it was gonna happen. When that republican guy came by and met with me he asked a lot of questions about how you got Mike fired. I explained that Mike was a TOTAL DICK and deserved to get s***canned, but he still seemed pretty worried. But I guess I convinced him after all.
Mr. McCain seems like a good guy, too. He smells kind of like that guy Ted from your work. But that's cool, dude's a hero and if he doesn't want to wear Axe like the rest of us then we need to honor that decision. I think he's going to be a really good boss.
You know what the best part of this is? With you pulling down vice presidential BANK, I'm finally going to be able to concentrate on my snowmobiling. I don't know if there are any good long distance trails in DC because its so small, but maybe this will be a chance for me to get serious about Snocross instead. Im sure they have some tracks at Camp David. And I know, I have to help campaign and probably talk about literacy or some s***. I'm 100% down for that, I'm just talking about after. Think about if the vice president's husband was getting interviewed on ESPN for the winter X Games. Talk about exposure! I could totally drop in a mention about whatever bill you were working on. It could be really good for both our careers.
I guess I have to ask tho, what are they gonna call me? I mean I dont even know what they call wives of vice presidents. Second ladies? LOL. Anyway since I'm a dude it might be easier if we come up with some job you can give me (just so people know what to call me). Remember when we talked about all the ideas I had for how they could make it easier to hunt in national parks? Maybe I could do something with that. It would be awesome to make a difference.
Anyway we can talk about it later. Right now I just wanna say awesome job, babe. Your the best.
PS I promise I will stop telling that joke about Obama that you dont like.
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