Getting Less Fun =-(

OK, this is getting hard now. Mr. McCain never said anything about Iraq! I mean, hes said stuff about it, or so that guy Steve just called to tell me, but he never said anything about it to me. And we talked for, like, a whole ten minutes at the fair. Worse, Alaska turns out to not be near Iraq (I always thought Iraq was closer than Russia. weird, right?). And so now im, like, CRAMMING, and it's like high school, only Todd's a bit fatter (JK honey!!!). I keep asking Mr. McCain's people to explain to me why were in Iraq, and they keep trying, but it doesnt really make any sense, and so now im worried theyre all going to think im stupid because i dont understand. And we cant leave, either, but they refuse to even tell me why not. This sucks :(:(:(:(

Comments

[jane]

Don't worry. Maybe Joe Lieberman can help you study. Or you can distract the pundits with an awesome knowledge of native Alaskans.

[BillyBob]

WE LOVE YOU SARAH! I love your pro-child bearing stance. I think, now, that you have filled the position that Rudi Giuliani once held....AMERICA'S MAYOR!

And your snowmobile champion husband is SO AWESOME! It snows in DC too sometimes.

[Kate]

This is priceless!!!!

[thethingatthebackoftheroom]

OMG I THOUGHT IRAQ WAS NEXT 2 THAT CHILLI'S IN VA WTFF PPL?!?!

:)