I might be stuck here in this Minnieapolis hotel room but trust me I have been doing more than just watching TV and blogging. The Mccain campaign has been putting me to work! it's mostly studying foreign policy but we have also been practicing how to talk to reporters. At first Mr. Mccain told me that the secret is just to make reporters like you (by joking and drinking with them and stuff) and then you can say anything at all and they will write 100% good things about you! awesome, right? but other people on the campaign weren't so sure that reporters will like me as much as they like him (boo!) so I have to take these tests where I practice answering different questions that I might get asked.
Anyway this post is directed to all you people (i'm talking to you LIBERELS) who say I'm not that smart. You should know that I got an B+ on the test that I'm posting here! Steve S from the campaign said that my answers "showed a lot of promise" and "made good use of key vocabulary words and narrative structure."
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McCain News Appearance Readiness Test: Part 3 of 15
Please indicate how you would answer the following questions from a reporter:
1) "Why did John McCain chose you to be his running mate?"
To answer that question I want to tell a little story. Well, I got the call when I was at the Alaska State Fair and before he even said his name I knew that wow, this voice speaking to me is the voice of a maverick. This voice would do things that were surprising and unexpected and always great. Sure enough it was John McCain! He introduced himself, asked some very sweet questions about my health (when did i have my last period, did I have a gynecologist who could certify that I was definitely a woman, etc etc). At that point we didn't really talk about issues at all because John McCain doesnt do things like "politicians" do them. Washington DC insiders would want to know about "political experience" or "policy positions" but John McCain is not a typical politician. To be honest if I had to describe him in one word it would be MAVERICK. Anyway so he hung up and then after my chief of staff sent him some headshots he called me back and said "Listen here, I shoot from the hip. People are going to call me a maverick for this, but I say I dont care what people think, I care what is right, and what is right is picking you, Tara Palin, to be my vice president." Then I told him my name was Sarah, and he said "well congratulations, Sarah!"
In sum, John McCain chose me because he is totally unpredictable, but definitely not in a crazy way. More like in a maverick way.
2) Can you describe your long-term plan for Afghanistan?"
I am a conservative and pro-life female candidate.
You are a modern day biblical "Joseph" who was considered too young to be important and creditable. But no critic could erase the years of experience God put him through. If you are who your admirers say you are, you will be just fine. There's some grace about you that is so inspiring.
Posted by: Fidel Guajardo | September 03, 2008 at 08:53 AM
One question: Are you a three input woman?
Posted by: Joe Cass | September 03, 2008 at 10:11 AM
You spelled Liberal wrong....
Posted by: Lisa Lopez | September 03, 2008 at 10:45 AM
You spelled Liberal wrong....
Posted by: Lisa Lopez | September 03, 2008 at 10:47 AM
OMG!!! Stay strong, Sarah!! Nobody takes the LIEberal media serious. REAL Americans are behind you all the way!!
P.S. Sorry to hear about your car wash!!
Posted by: e_five | September 03, 2008 at 12:51 PM
I couldn't agree with you more - you go girl! BTW - you spelled liberil wrong.
Posted by: Mike | September 03, 2008 at 04:59 PM
Stay strong and keep the faith. Let the bleeding heart liberals fight the grassroots that WILL support you. I mean is America really ready for a president that is not patriotic? Not even an American flag lapel pin???? Come on liberals.... even you should love your country!!!!
Posted by: Doug | September 03, 2008 at 07:37 PM
wow .i was very shocked that she had so much charisma and i was was charmed . as a democrat i felt dirty liking her!!!
BUT>>> then the neo nazi mudslingin ' started...
i hear dulin' banjo's in the background as i saw goostepping nazi's firin 'up the ovens in the background...
she wore a lovely ,freshly clubbed baby seal stole!i hope her angelic daughter witnessed the miracle~~~!
gOD bless AMerica
sich heil!!!!
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Posted by: jesu christo | September 03, 2008 at 10:39 PM
OMG OMG with you on the helm, Afghanistan is soooo gonna be like American state! I mean, I heard that they don't allow abortion and sex ed and all just like you do! ANd just like God intended it to be! They would all line up to support you as veep! It's the damn libruls who made all these mess there! Brrack HUSSEIN Osama will never know what hit him! You go girl!
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