I guess a lot of people are surprised about this business at the Interior Department. I'm not sure why, if anyone had bothered to ask me I could have told them Interior girls are TOTAL SLUTS. You know when Jordan Sparks said not everyone wants to be a slut at the VMAs? Well she was not talking about this department. (BTW I think it's totally courageous what Jordan said, and especially to do it on MTV!)
The world of resource extraction is actually pretty small and everyone knows everyone else's business. And every year at the Energy Expo it's the same thing: after the awards are all handed out the Interior people hang around late, cracking jokes with the Oil & Gas boys and deciding where they're going to go to make trouble. I used to try to convince them to go with me to the midnight movie or cosmic bowling, but they always just want to drive out to the quarry and smoke "J's" and listen to rap music (one time I tried going with them but all it did was make me sick, I'm STILL regretting it whenever I'm interviewed). At this point I've given up trying, they can do what they want.
I wish they would think about how their behavior reflects on President Bush and especially on Laura, though. I think they've done the best they could with the department, but those girls are just out of control. And I know some people will want to point the finger the OG boys, but if you actually talk to them you know that they're really good guys. With all the makeup and slutty pantsuits that those girls wear I don't think you can really blame them.
Anyway I hate to say I told you so, but anyone with half a brain could see this coming a mile away. The wages of sin!
Hi Sar! I was really hoping to read your sassy retort to Obama calling you a pig (such a jerk thing to do), but it seems maybe your feelings are a little more hurt than we dedicated blog-readers realize. I hope you're doing ok and that you'll share your thoughts on this with us soon. In the meantime, tell Mr. McCain that I'm thinking of some really good comebacks targeting Michelle!
Posted by: Joanie | September 11, 2008 at 09:09 AM
Hello Sarah, Just wanted to let you know, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase "America is a land of opportunities". You give the rest of us so much hope and inspiration.
Posted by: Liger | September 11, 2008 at 11:24 AM
if you really think this is sarah palin's actual blog, you are too stupid to vote.
Posted by: jessie. | September 11, 2008 at 01:56 PM
No, maybe Liger was playin along. Subtly. It's possible.
Posted by: Joe | September 11, 2008 at 05:51 PM
Talk about life imitating metaphor. This is fascinating. Fat cat bureaucrats really ARE in bed with Big Oil. And hey, isn't Sarah Palin all about Big Oil? And hasn't the Enquirer been digging into allegations about her having an affair with a business associate of her husband - who works for Big Oil?
Posted by: Hoover Pendleton | September 12, 2008 at 12:15 AM
Sarah I hope the taxpayers are noy picking up the tab for your daughters unconsquental pregranacy.
Posted by: johnturkovich | September 17, 2008 at 10:11 PM
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Posted by: oto kiralama | May 18, 2009 at 05:06 AM
think this blog is false and only pretending to be Sarah.
Posted by: ogmform | February 13, 2011 at 04:03 PM
And I know some people will want to point the finger the OG boys, but if you actually talk to them you know that they're really good guys. With all the makeup and slutty pantsuits that those girls wear I don't think you can really blame them.
Posted by: Jordan Shoes | December 05, 2011 at 07:31 PM