Liberels are mean and stupid

What is it with these guys?!  Why cant they just shut-up and let the American people judge me on the things that matter, like my glasses and what church I belong to?  Seriously.  I have been wading in a mountain of poop all day about all the things I did in my past and these guys have too keep bringing things up?

I mean really.  This tool Matt "Yglesias" is all asking questions about me.  But, I have NOTHING against the Hispanic people, yet you cant help but ask stupid questions.  Don't these liberels read this blog?  Doesn't he know that I love CHILI'S?  (especially there FAJITAS); What else do I have to do?  Ask for the waiter to bring extra hot-sauce?  ARGHHH!!!!

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[ari m.]

YES SHE CAN!

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[ari m.]

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[Mark Dewd]

Sarah, don't you let these godless liberals ruin the good fun of running for Vice-President. You deserve all of the incredible adulation you are receiving from God-fearing righteous normal Americans. And you are as normal as they come, Sarah. You represent what America is all about: normalness and averageness.

Sarah, you are a woman of God and I'm sure that Jesus himself, if he could, would vote for you. Go Sarah! Go Jesus! Go God! Go USA!

[Scott]

Is this really Sarah Palin's blog or just a joke?

[Heidi]

Hi,

I am a Liberal, not a "liberel". Please note the distinction prior to referring to my political party as "stupid"... And yes, I did just read your blog.

On your apology/justification to your mother-in-law:
I hope you can see one of the issues facing American women today is self-esteem. Specifically, more and more young women are being raised in a society that does not promote and/or facilitate a condition or awareness for high self-esteem. Hence, we are seemingly breeding and raising a generation of potentially powerful women that are hindered by LOW self-esteem. It would be a real shame to see a woman in your position throw away your power by wasting words and energy on such petty name-calling...Can't you see that what the young women of this country need is a role model, one that leads by example, one that they are inspired to be like due to more than good looks. Please, take this opportunity you have been granted and that you have worked so hard for, and stand for excellence. Stand for greatness in yourself and others. In no way does name-calling and blogging about your name-calling promote high self-esteem in the young women of our society. We are in a crucial time (note divorce rates, teenage pregnancies, gangs, suicide) in our society where many of the results we see (as aforementioned) are a by-product of low self-esteem. Please honor the role and the voice you have right now in the States by speaking and sharing words of wisdom, faith, integrity, grace and acceptance. The legacy we leave for our young women and the success of our future is dependant on the message you send now. It's dependant on the message I send as well, however, all eyeballs are on you right now and I would hope you'd be responsible with this opportunity of influence.

Thanks.

[Mark Dewd]

Ha! Ha! Heidi's post (above) is hilarius and so stupid! Women's self-esteem? Thats typical liberel crap that we seen over and over!

Heidi, let me ask you this: can you gut and skin a moose in under ten minutes? I think not! Sarah can! Ha!

I can spot you liberal tree-hugging pot-smoking hate-mongering Comminust liberals a mile away - and you are one! Newsflash: WE WILL DEFEAT YOU IN NOVEMBER BECAUSE GOD IS ON OUR SIDE! End of discussion.

Go Sarah! Go Jesus! Go God! Go USA!

[Lang]

This is the best satire I have had the pleasure of encountering for some time. The author/authors I suspect are old hands at pasquinade and irony. More power to you.
That some people take this blog seriously re; the comments; I don't know whether to feel despair or bemusement, albiet, I can understand now why people allowed GWB two terms in office.
Authors, keep it up, it's very very good..

[A True Christian American]

I keep reading all of this bad stuff about Sarah from those awful liberals on TV. They are obviously anti-American and anti-God! You liberals are so smug about everything.

Well, this just may all be a big joke to you. But it isn't a joke to God. So let me give you godless liberals a preview of your own future:

When you die, you will be greeted by God. But he won't smile and shake your hand. No! He will SMITE you for your support of all that is evil.

Once you have been smitten by God, then Jesus himself will come from the sky and look at you with nothing but contempt for your love of gays and homos and other perverts. He will then summon 1,000 of his beautiful angels. They will come down and proceed to torment you with sharp pointy steel rods until you are bloody red.

Then, as you lie in a pool of your own blood, Jesus will summon Hitler, Saddam Hussein, Jeffrey Dahmer and lots of other bad people. They will then proceed to sexually abuse you over and over and over again - WITHOUT CONDOMS!

Finally, you will be cast into God's Lake Of Fire where you will remain forever and ever and ever. THAT IS YOUR FATE!

Remember, God loves you!
-- A True Christian American
"Sarah, we love you! Keep on fighting for God!"
(Sam and Pooky say "Hi" to Sarah.)

[bwunderlick]

gop iz not in kakoon

[House Frau]

This blog is hysterical, please keep it up. LOVE the wedding registry. It is sad some people don't get the joke. What is even more sad that this woman's family is obviously in crisis but nothing will stop her.

[Wark]

OMG Heidi just take your petty name-calling and shove it gurl! You libruls are going to hell! That's what you get for voting Berrack HUSSEIN Osama the anti-Christ! Go eat ur arugula!

[Nick Guyette]

Seriously not only are you misspelling liberal every time, your supporters are doing it to!

[JOe Cass]

Joe Leiberman looks like he smells funny. Is the Jew god in league with the evangelists' god or do they have a cage match in the sky? My god is better than your god BTW and she told me to get busy with some anal action. Just sayin'. If I owned a car wash I wouldn't bother disclosing it either.The "bridge to nowhere" was never built but sen Stevens got away with $200 million. Thats the devil's kind of reform.

[Betta]

Dear Miss Palin's supporters,
I'm not an US citizien but I am worried about your politic situation because it's really important all over the world.
I have a question for you: how can you don't totally care about the global warming and the preservation of the nature in general and about the others God's creatures? Don't you think it will be very nice for your kids live on a planet with polar bears, unpolluted nature and so on? Don't you think God's initial plane was something like this???(No wars for money and oil, no babies without food, no polar bears swimming in the middle of the ocean cause of the global warming???).
I really can't understand your points.
Don't think God won't be happy when you (and others like you) with your stupid agreements with the oil companies will definetly destroy this planet.I'm not sure God is on your side and you?
Hope you will understand my very poor english (I really apologize for it), I didn't want to make any offence just understand your point.
Thanks a lot for your time.
Betta

[Betta]

Dear Miss Palin's supporters,
I'm not an US citizien but I am worried about your politic situation because it's really important all over the world.
I have a question for you: how can you don't totally care about the global warming and the preservation of the nature in general and about the others God's creatures? Don't you think it will be very nice for your kids live on a planet with polar bears, unpolluted nature and so on? Don't you think God's initial plane was something like this???(No wars for money and oil, no babies without food, no polar bears swimming in the middle of the ocean cause of the global warming???).
I really can't understand your points.
Don't think God won't be happy when you (and others like you) with your stupid agreements with the oil companies will definetly destroy this planet.I'm not sure God is on your side and you?
Hope you will understand my very poor english (I really apologize for it), I didn't want to make any offence just understand your point.
Thanks a lot for your time.
Betta

[bros]

thank you 'a true christian american' for telling us about god's sense of humor and what kinds of jokes he likes or doesnt like. do you know if he is more a 'saturday night live' kind of guy, or the more understated 'the office' or 'curb your enthusiasm' type?

[A little slow...]

Seriously, who hasn't figured out this isn't a joke yet.

Oh, I see most of the people commenting above...

Carry on, I find the blog and the clueless comments hilarious.

['liberel' mom]

OMG, this is one of the funniest things I've ever read!

[e_five]

OMG, Sarah, thats so funny that you mentioned you're glasses!! I think their Da Bomb!!

Serious, Sarah, keep youre chin up-- real American's are rooting for you!!

[Colleen]

Godless liberals? Stupid liberal crap? Some of us can be both liberal and religious, and pro-choice. Some of us like our rights, thank you very much.

[Hypocrit Hater]

Because you are in politics and can't expect special treatment because you are a girl-- and stop playing innocent, you guys called people traitors and "kool-aid" drinkers just because they don't agree with you -- get over it

[Hypocrit Hater]

Because you are in politics and can't expect special treatment because you are a girl-- and stop playing innocent, you guys called people traitors and "kool-aid" drinkers just because they don't agree with you -- get over it

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