My painful past

I think alot of stories about modern American heroes always have a dash of tragedy.  If you read about the life of George W. Bush you find that he had to deal with his booze problem, or if you watch Behind the Music or know about the life of Spiderman.  They all have something that helps them to become stronger. 

I really don't want to get in too it to much right now, but there is someone out their who shall remain nameless (but goes by the initials- M.B.) that took away my surest shot of fame.  If it wasn't for her I would be living on easy street.  I could of been a spokesmodel or host of a reality show or something awesome like that.  I probably would of even owned like 6 or 7 Humvee's with TV's and a fridge inside.  IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO DARN SWEET!!!  I would of been rollin' through Wasilla with everyone all jealous cause I have this awesome ride and also host "Dancing with the Stars".  GODDAMN IT. 

Anyway...where was I?  Oh, yeah- turning lemon's into lemonade.  I learned to bounce back after that soul crushing defeat in 1984.  I realized that for me to achieve my goals I couldn't go the awesome way.  I had to work at it.  If everything goes well in November (fingers crossed! :-))  I will turn my pain into glory. 

Comments

[joe]

funny.

[J. Scales]

Why do you want Alaska to secede from the union?? You are/were a member of the Alaskan Independence Party, even though the McCain camp denies it. Here's proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Re0vmbtHK8&feature=related

Real Americans don't vote for people who want to rip stars off of our flag!

[darcie]

You go girl! Our Lord & Saviour Jesus Christ has placed his personal blessed hand on you and Mr. McCain and personnally blessed your campaign.
I know this because we prayed for you and your lovely family as soon as we heard the announcement that you will being doing God's work for Him. Thanks to you and Mr. McCain, the Rapture is coming around the corner faster than ever and very soon we will all be sitting on His right hand.
Then we'll see whose laughing in the liberals house!!!
(Ha Ha.)

[Fidel Guajardo]

Hi, I am an Hispanic male, 41, and I am not voting for Obama and not voting for McCain. I am voting for Sarah Palin.

Know your enemy as best you can so you can hit him where it hurts the most. Go for the head and not the tail. Forget Biden, aim your attacks at Obama and his lack of foreign policy experience. You are more qualified to be president than Obama.

Gather ammunition from http://RushLimbaugh.com

May God Bless your way.

[Johnny Mc.]

You're fired.

[Sam Jackson Marshall]

Sarah, you're a Christian aren't you? Why did you let your teenage daughter get pregnant? Don't you now the boy that had sex with her is a pervert???

This boy is trash! Are you associating with trashy people like this?? He won't even be a good father for that baby. I think she should get an abortion.

On his MySpace page, Johnston boasts, "I'm a f - - -in' redneck" who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes.
"But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some s- - - and just f - - -in' chillin' I guess."

"Ya f - - - with me I'll kick [your] ass," he added.

He also claims to be "in a relationship," but states, "I don't want kids."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/01/levi-johnston-bristol-pal_n_123089.html

[Levi Johnston]

Hi, Grammy!

Bristol and I have been brainstorming for names all weekend. It's really hard, since you guys have already taken all the obvious ones--Trig, Track, Piper, etc.

We both really like all the active noun names, Fisher, Hunter, Gatherer, but they're all so tired and used up, that we might as well name him/her "Oldy McCain." Ha, j/k.

I've suggested Cleveland Steamer because . . . well it's an inside joke. Besides, Ohio is a swing state and this might help.

Bristol wants to call her Abstinence if its' a girl.

What do you think?

[Sister Power]

Keep up the fight sister don't let them get you down.

Just keep your eye on the prize and remember our goal,

Alaska free and independent.

You are not going to be a great Vice President your are going

to be Alaska's George Washington.

Alaska First and Always. Soon we will be free

[Julio Iglesias]

What about President Bush's problem with cocaine. Why wasn't this mentioned? Or did he never get over that little demon.

I'll pray for him.

Awesome wolf wallpaper, btw.

[Susan]

I'm a fan...but I'm not sure how much I can support a candidate who thinks that you have to use an apostrophe to pluralize "lemon."

[bill turk]

Is this a joke?!?

[Fidel Guajardo]

>Why did you let your teenage daughter get pregnant?
Even the best parents with the best intentions do not have absolute control over a child's will. Think of your own will in relation to what God expects of you. Do you obey everything He asks of you?

>I'm a fan...but I'm not sure how much I can support a candidate who thinks that you have to use an apostrophe to pluralize "lemon."
This is a blog and I doubt if she has an editor that reviews all her posts before publishing. Everyone makes mistakes when typing. The fingers can't always keep up with the brain.

[Callahan]

Even this brain?

[Joe Cass]

Sarah, why do you hate America?

[e_five]

OMG, Sarah! You go, girl!

The best revenge is taking the hard knocks and making knockwurst!! Your my hero!!

[Me]

Holy crap, learn to spell! "Would've", "could've", "should've", not "would of", "could of", "should of". Looks like hooked on fonics worked for you!

[ari m.]

YES SHE CAN!

http://www.milf4vp.com

[Mark Dewd]

Go Sarah! Go Jesus! Go God! Go USA!

[Wark]

That's okay Sarah... I mean, you might have had a crushing defeat back in 1984... but not you're on your way to the top! With supporters like me, Fidel, Sister, and God, how can you loose from that effeminate elitist arugula eating snob? Harvard? Senate foreign relations committee? Signing and co-authoring bills? Don't make me laugh. That ain't executive experience. Brack HUSSEIN Osama never even line-vetoed teenage mother funding or anything!

[Wark]

OMG I really meant NOW not NOT as in but NOW you're on your way to the top! OMG Sarah, don't take it wrongly, OK? You keep on fighting, you hear?

[Vendetta LaCroix]

SIGH...yes, this is a joke. It says so on the homepage. And it's fucking hilarious.

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