Stop the smears before they start

This web site is totally awesome.  It is called Fight the Palin Smears, and helps those of us that are fighting to keep America great for our children.  They are out on the front lines making sure that the liberel media's lies about me are shown to be untrue.

Yet, one of the things I have learned about running for Vice President is that you cant let you're past come back to haunt you (btw- total oopsie about that whole Alaskan Independance Party thing----my bad!).  There fore I have decided to mention some possible rumors about me that are absolutely untrue.  They are rumors and are not to be believed ever and should be stifled IMMEDIATELY!!!!1!!

1. I am NOT a fan of Greco Roman wrestling.  Any sport that doesn't let you use your legs is unamerican.
2. My moose jerky is NOT over salted.
3. I do NOT think Tom McCarver is a good color commentator. 
4. The Monkee's are NOT my favorite British Wave band.   
5. I am NOT a Samantha (ugh)
6. I do NOT use Winchester hunting rifles- they are for (excuse my language) pussies.

If you here any of these rumors during the campaign. PLEASE let the fine folks at Fight the Palin Smears know.  You will be doing the country a favor. 

Comments

[ari m.]

YES SHE CAN!

http://www.milf4vp.com

[Mark Dewd]

God bless Sarah!

Those crazy left-wing insane people who are making fun of you and saying bad things about you will rot in hell. Oh yesiree, as God is my witness! They are nothing more than godless tree-huggers. (I'll bet none of them would even consider hurting a moose let alone blowing a moose's brains out like you bravely did.)

We love you, Sarah. Go Sarah! Go Jesus! Go God! Go USA!

[Slappy JesusTrousers]

But what about Saga during the 1984 Alaska State Fair? Suckas gotta know!

[NavyVet]

This 'blog' is not even remotely believable. If you're going to pretend to be an intelligent woman, you've got to learn how to spell correctly. The satire isn't clever when you sound dumb.

[Bogus site]

This site is a work of satire and is not affiliated with Sarah Palin in any way

[bros]

god you retarded navyvet moron, thats the whole point of the intentional wrong spellings, fool. they enhance the satire. get it? the point is that palin is not an intelligent woman and therefore can't spell like an intelligent woman, even though she is doing her very best to appear intelligent. you clearly have the sense of humor of a box of hair.

[LAUREN HINTON]

I AM A MOTHER OF FIVE WITH A SPECIAL NEEDS CHILD. WE HAVE A SHOOTING RANGE AT HOME ON OUR RANCH. YOU ARE AN ISPRATION TO MANY WOMEN WHO ARE RUNNING RANCHES AND RAISING KIDS. WE ARE IN MARIN COUNTY, CALIFORNIA, 40 MINUTES FROM SAN FRANCISCO. THANK YOU FOR MAKING US LOOK GOOD IN THE LAND OF THE LIBERAL NUTS. YOUR VALUES ARE PERFECT. OH, WE ALSO ARE LIFETIME NRA MEMBERS.

[Noah Smith]

Don't take it hard,pardon my french, god damn pussie left-winggers are scared of Sarah Palin

liberal fear level:195%

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